Starbucks employees

THE ONLY GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER GET YOUR NAME RIGHT NO MATTER HOW SIMPLE IT IS AND HOW MANY TIMES YOU TELL THEM THE RIGHT PRONUNCIATION AND SPELLING!

Starbucks employees be like:

Wanda: Can I get a name for your order?

Mia: Mia

Wanda: alright you can wait over there

2 minutes later

Wanda: alright I got an order for Maxine

by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

Staunch Indifference

Masquerading as a strategy.

Hym "Well, it's staunch indifference so you can justify the continuation of this. If not for the NOT subhuman YouTube filth who have worked on my projects or research making it such that it might work out better for me to let the wheel turn for a bit rather than act immediately, we wouldn't be having this conversation. I'm not going to let you use this to pretend you're doing anything other than violating my rights and if your kids have to die to prove that you're not doing what you're claiming you're doing then I will show you exactly how indifferent you really are. I'm telling your right now, you're going to have nothing but a shrug and some hollow platitudes, 'guess there was nothing wr could do' for the public. "

by Hym Iam December 26, 2024

Staunch

To cool down a hot glass bowl used for smoking meth with a damp rag or towel to prevent the meth from getting overheated and burnt.

“Pass me a damp towel to staunch this pipe down before I can bend it to you.”

by anonymous January 21, 2025

starbuccaneer

A person who sits around in a cafe all day without spending much money, probably working on a laptop using the cafe's wifi.

"Wow, look at all those starbuccaneers in there!"

by Mushiking42 May 31, 2025

Starbucks name

A completely normal name that the barista spells wrong for no reason. And not just a simple mistake, a spelling that's not even CLOSE to your name.

Barista: Hi welcome to Starbucks. Name?
George: George

A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*

Starbucks name

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 2, 2025

Starbucks

**Starbucks** (n): A slang term used to describe the act of engaging in or propositioning strangers for casual same-sex encounters, often in a spontaneous or public setting.

*Example*: "He was feeling bold and decided to Starbucks at the club last night."

by KingWordy June 27, 2025

samuel starbuck

a disgusting boy who has intercourse with his stuffed animals

omg this guy just banged his teddy! he's definitely samuel starbuck

by the guy who everyone hates May 20, 2016