Unevenly Spread

A person who isn’t spread correctly. Meaning their weird and different, this isn’t always a bad thing

‘She is so Unevenly Spread’
‘I’m unevenly spread but that my favourite thing about myself’

by Your fave uneven bestie <3 July 5, 2022

county spread

County spread is a meal made in prison (usually county) from Ramen noodles and any canned meat bought from commissary with enough meat added until it resembles the meal it is intended to resemble.

"County spread for the muscle, couple marks on my knuckles, puttin niggas on bunk status."
ScHoolboy Q Tookie Knows II

by Gr52vyGankgsta June 10, 2018

spreading the bull

Tirer profit (finance)

He was so used to spreading the bull about how tough he was

by Bernikins October 21, 2025

U dey take spread

Meaning of U Dey take spread

Meaning of you Dey take spread

by Bharry. August 16, 2023

Unevenly spread

A word to describe someone. There isn’t an exact definition, but mainly used for weird and crazy people, mostttt people are Uneven and It’s an un describable word.

‘Belle is so Unevenly Spread’
‘In my opinion Sophie is Unevenly spread’

by Your fave uneven bestie <3 July 5, 2022

spreading financials

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.

Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.

Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.

by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019

Spread

A highly advanced style of speaking in a Speech and Debate or Forensics League round. Mostly used in Policy debates, its main purpose is to attempt to make so many contentions or arguments that your opponents can't keep up. An adept spreader finds a balance between speed and comprehensibility. Those who cannot spread well often lose the round do to the judge not being able to understand the speaker because their speech becomes slurred. The name is a combination of speed and read which is a perfect way to describe it.

1NC: How could you drop their fifth contention?!
1NR: The guy spread way too fast. I only had so much time!

by codapepper March 14, 2016