spongebob

Used to be an AWESOME show. If you think it's too kiddy, that's great. Go watch another show.

However, the recent episodes are not so great. Nickelodeon has ruined it.

spongebob

by megabob July 6, 2008

cum sponge

a patch of hair on one's chin that prevents dripping ejaculate from staining one's clothing

The gay man's goatee served as an adequate cum sponge during bukake night.

by CQJB November 8, 2008

slonged

another word for being fucked or shagged by a man with a large penis

"he slonged you there bird"

by willy the warrior April 18, 2009

Sponge bob

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain"
I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"
Ohh...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

"Spongebob squarepants"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he

"Spongebob Squarepants"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish

"Spongebob Squarepants"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

"Spongebob Squarepants"
READY
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! AH AHH AHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH...

I luv sponge bob Lola

by None Of Yo Business June 6, 2014

scuba splooge

a term used to describe when someones ejaculates underwater.

Did you see that chick, she was so hot that I scuba splooged in the pool.

by Outkast with a K November 22, 2004

Golden Sponge Bath

When you bone a person in a bed you peed in 2 days prior and haven't cleaned the sheets or flipped the mattress.

When Lolla awoken the next day smelling of pee and dirty sex but was not wet. she realized that she was a victim of a golden sponge bath.

by The Double D from O September 3, 2010

interesting as a wet sponge

Extremely boring.

Joe: Yesterday I took a nap. Then I couldn't sleep that night.
Lissy: Wow Joe, you're about as interesting as a wet sponge.

by Lonesome Cowgirl April 23, 2011