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Reality Smash

Upgraded from Reality Slap. Use in emergencies only
Fuck the reality slap.. Pass me a hammer and I'd reality smash you back.
by Jay A. April 19, 2005
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smashed clam

A porn stars sausage wallet that's been smashed by hundreds of dudes with horse like willys , it is most unpleasant to look at and hence looks like a smashed clam.. Approach with caution. May smell like tuna or stale baby gravy.
Look at the smashed clam on her, I wouldn't fuck it with your dick.
by wetfart July 31, 2014
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Smash or Cash

It is esentially smash or pass, although instead there is now money involved. Would you rather smash as in fuck or cash as in take money. The amount must be said by the person who asked the question. This game also has another variation called Smash or Cash negative in which if you don't want to smash (fuck) someone how much money would you fuck them for, or would you Not take the money at all.
Person 1: Smash or Cash? (Points at girl/guy)
Person 2: How much?
Person 1: $200
Person 2: Damn... that's a lot of money, but she sexy af smash.
by Blacksmith00 March 24, 2017
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smash grip

The love handles on a thick girls back when she bent over doggy style that you can grip onto and smash hard as fuck!!!
Dam bro that thick girl last night had the best smash grips, just locked up and crushed that pussy with the force brov!
by JyahC August 24, 2017
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book smash

The act of hitting someones books with your hands. If done properly the book smash can inflict embarrassment and humiliation. The desired result is to cause the victim to drop his/her books and folders. Extra points are earned if folders rip or papers fall out. If this does occur be sure to kick the debris as far away from the victim as possible.

Extra points for style are also used. Different techniques are always encouraged (upsmash, close palmed) but the mother of all smashes it the double hand a-bomb (when both hands, open palmed, smash at once) this technique is hard to pull off but never fails to deliver the ultimate devastation.use with caution.
"Holy shit! Did you just see that book smash? Dan's books flew 50 feet!"
by Uber Zurk November 23, 2004
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drop a smash

Beleived to be from North Carolina - Charlotte area in origin - commonly used in the Southeastern US. To take a shit or to defecate. Synonyms; Drop a duece, take a douche (when referring to a male)
Greg exclaimed with joy "That's just lovely...I am so gonna drop a smash!!!!"
by Webster0824 November 4, 2007
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peter smash

When peter breaks every bone in your face with his hulk sized penis.
Peter fucked up arturo's face last night with a peter smash!
by Bladehadley March 17, 2010
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