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Smudged Lipstick

When a woman gives oral sex to a man after he has pulled his penis out of her vaginia during which she was on her menstrual cycle. Thus giving her what looks like "Smudged Lipstick".
What I did last night, actually. Her period ends up on her face via the man's penis, thus giving her a "Smudged Lipstick". It looks like when a woman had on lipstick buy got "smudged" or "smeared" all over her face.
by Jason Dequis January 13, 2009
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smudge

To smear, spread, or rub ones feces on the seat of the toilet after using the restroom. Whether it be by accident or purposely, the skidmark like substance left behind is to be known as a smudge.
Can you believe she smudged again?! Gross!
by Tcock March 19, 2008
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sledger

(n) Layabout, commonly frequents public houses. Interests include beer, sport (predominantly cricket, especially when soccer is out of season), verbally and physically abusing other sledgers, and slogging. Often witnessed complaining about bar tab receipts. Social abilities limited, especially while not inebriated, at such times email being the preferred form of contact, method of derision, etc..
Steve, you're just a dumb sledger. How about that beer?
by sledgemewillyou August 3, 2007
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sledge hammer

Slam the chick in the side of the head with your balls. Extra big balls are appreciated.
by matt March 2, 2004
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spludge

To get cum and shit on at the same time.
Bro as she was going down on me i fucking spludged all over here, true story.
by Trinitylynn December 9, 2012
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Louisville Slugger

a piece of wood like a bat, that can be mainly used to bash peoples faces in
this louisville slugger is gonna meet your face one of these days belle
by The REAL Bubblegum Fiend October 15, 2003
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Sledge

Jamie Fleming is NOT a sledge.
by Vanny Cooper August 6, 2008
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