SLICK LIZARD

A person who is keen is the ways of slickness. A person who is a slick lizard is they type that will go through you bathroom trash to take home souvenirs to maturbate with.

Man dude that hommie of mine Tyrone sure is a slick lizard ass nigga! He always be takin home my granny old douches to put into his butt while he be jerkin off and shit. Anyway pass that crack pipe I gotta get my smoke on before my baby momma get home from work. I don't work because I have to driver her car around and cheat on her with other fat nasty bitches.

by Sugar Wolf October 7, 2008

cat slick

A cat slick occurrs when three or more cats spread themselves across a flat surface (usually a bed) and take up more space than seems possible based on their mass.

I woke up this morning and there was a cat slick on my bed.

by wyldflamingo May 25, 2007

Ham Slices

Derived from the phrase, "pepperoni slices" that people used to describe big nipples on a chick. But when u suspect they are even bigger then pepperonis, use Ham Slices instead.

*stares at girl with huge knockers* "dude, she probably has Ham Slices

by thunderslices October 30, 2010

slacks

Pants that old people wear

Veniecia's was wearing slacks today.

by Kumquatolian November 3, 2005

Slick

term used when someone can't make up their mind about a decision; used when having a partial feeling about something

Aaron: Your girl lookin fine today.
Me: She okay,I guess she look slick fine.

Carl: I slick wanna go to the party tonight but it might be lame.

by DeltaPrince March 11, 2009

slick sniffs Biden

When liberals use common sense against the slick nickers

HELLO SLICK SNIFFS BIDEN AND WE AMERICANS ARE UPPER CLASS- cnn?

by Er ban August 29, 2020

city slicker

A stupid city boy who does not know how to the following:
.ride a horse
.rope a cow
.know the meaning of hard work

A city slicker often trys to be a 'country boy' which they dont realize makes them look more stupid

'A city slciker walks into a bar with his cowboy hat and boots, but he doesnt fool anyone because everyone can tell the difference by the way he walks, the way he talks, the way he wears his hat, and the fiasco is really over when he pulls out his cell phone!

by call me cowgirl June 12, 2005