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sKit sKat

When you mold a turd (a piece of shit) into a kit kat chocolate and make your partner eat it. see (scat)
rei: hey babe, you hungry?
george: yes
rei: give me your hands and ill make you a sKit sKat
by MC united March 14, 2008
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skater

a cool person with a life. hates them stupid chavs that smoke and loung around. likes skating, rock music, and everything anti-chav.
by Darius November 28, 2003
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Skat

–noun
1. the sexual fetish of having someone defecate into ones mouth

2. slang word referring to act of leaving an area immediately

3. a card game for three players

4. a Scottish slang word referring to a beer

5. an A capella voice optical one sings with their own expressed rhythm
"I don't want to talk about poop because they're going to think I'm interested in skat, and I'm not!"
by Gianna Da Vinci February 22, 2011
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skateboarding

skateboarding is not a sport its something we do to have fun cause its the only thing we can do gay posers go and buy target boards with there parents money and they dont know what a "set" means
skater:hey jump that 5 set

poser:what the hell is a set, do you like my target skateboard and my abercrombie skateboarding shirt
by skateordie666 March 11, 2007
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skaterade

Gatorade, Powerade or any sports drink is mixed with methamphetamine or amphetamine (dope,shit,speed)
yeaterday at the sk8park i drank some skaterade.
by jackson, j May 15, 2006
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skateboarding

Skateboarding is an art form extremely difficult to perform. Its not a sport, even though there's "balls" involved. Those who can, do. Those who can't, rollerblade and then talk smack! Wow, how cool their little booties look on their feet as they hop and skip around. Since when has putting skates on your feet and "exercising" around the park ever been cool?
Yo dude, I was skateboarding my arse off, pullin' off some insane moves in front of the Betty's down at the park, when this douchebag rollerblader swung through being pulled by a gay guy on a 10 speed bike. I think he was asking if he could pull him into town for some free lessons in being a cage fighter.
by Twatson May 31, 2007
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skateboarding is not a crime

n. The urban skater's one-line manifesto. Frequently heard blurted out by skateboarding juveniles arrested for vandalism by means of a skateboard, truancy, or marijuana use.

Strictly speaking, the act of personal locomotion on a four-wheeled board is not a crime in any jurisdiction in the United States. However, many cities have outlawed skateboarding on public edifices because it results in destructive grinding and causes injuries, the costs for both of which are borne by the taxpayer.

Furthermore, the culture associated with skateboarding youth is widely held to be a celebration of delinquency: marijuana use, rebellion against authority, truancy, and other problems are known to be prevalent in these juvenile populations. While this is no reason to discriminate against skateboarding in general, it sure doesn't help the image of the activity in the public's eye.
(A boy, about 12 years of age, with long bleached hair and extremely wide corduroy flare pants, is recklessly grinding his way down the outdoor staircase in front of Town Hall on a skateboard.)

Police Officer: "Young man, did I just see you skating down that marble staircase?"

Boy: (stares sullenly at ground) "Skateboarding is not a crime."

Officer: "Take those headphones off while I'm talking to you. Now what does that sign say right there?"

Sign: "Skateboarding on Town Hall property is subject to max. fine of $250 or 90 days in jail by order of City Rev. Code 08-2776."

Boy (fidgeting): "I dunno. Skateboarding is not a crime."

Officer: "And what's this? Did I just see a dime bag fall out of your pocket?"

Boy (crying): "Skateboarding is not a crime."
by Carl Willis October 12, 2004
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