skaterade
a drink like red bull and gatorade except it doesnt taste like urine like red bull does, made especillay for skateboarders.
skaterade by Matt Murphy August 26, 2005
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Steradent Soother
That fizzy feeling that a gent gets while receiving horatio from a more mature lady who has just relocated her dentures after a soak in Steradent. Aka Fizzy Jizzy
Roger gasped as Granny Smiths gums tickled his musket like popping candy. Afterwards he asked where she learned her wonderful technique. "That's not technique " she replied. "That's a Steradent Soother"
Steradent Soother by assmasta February 19, 2015
skatetarded
Someone who watches people skate and can talk about it till the cows come home, but who really has no idea whatsoever how to skate.
Also, a skater who has no capability for judgement of distances and obstacles as dictated by their own skill.
Also, a skater who has no capability for judgement of distances and obstacles as dictated by their own skill.
1) I love skates and my guy can skateboard witht he best of them, but I'm completely skatetarded.
2) That idiot only broke his ankle because he's skatetarded and didn't realize that his skill level prevents him from sticking nine-flat-nine stairwell jumps.
2) That idiot only broke his ankle because he's skatetarded and didn't realize that his skill level prevents him from sticking nine-flat-nine stairwell jumps.
skatetarded by Pixie Stix October 7, 2007
skaterosexual
Skaterosexual : ska-tero-sex-ual (sKa-t'r0-sk'sh-l) n. A person who is sexually attracted to and/or is obsessed with skate fashion trends, but doesn't hang out with skaters or actually skate.
Synonyms : urban-metrosexual, 20 sumtin' raver/clubber, 15 sumtin' snowboarder.
Antonyms : skate rat, ollie hole.
Translations : (JAPAN) Fauxrelle / (GERMAN) Svinksta' / (GREEK) Limitopoulos / (RUSSIAN) HesBee Knockotovz
This new sub species, closely related to the poser, has very similar midrocondrial DNA markers...but has only found out about the skateboarding arts by googling Nike SB's on-line ...
Synonyms : urban-metrosexual, 20 sumtin' raver/clubber, 15 sumtin' snowboarder.
Antonyms : skate rat, ollie hole.
Translations : (JAPAN) Fauxrelle / (GERMAN) Svinksta' / (GREEK) Limitopoulos / (RUSSIAN) HesBee Knockotovz
This new sub species, closely related to the poser, has very similar midrocondrial DNA markers...but has only found out about the skateboarding arts by googling Nike SB's on-line ...
Use 1 : I'm such a skaterosexual man; too much disposable income, check me out.
Use 2 : I can't wear this gear...it's so skatero; it's way too styzeeee or commonly worn by stars.
Use 2 : I can't wear this gear...it's so skatero; it's way too styzeeee or commonly worn by stars.
skaterosexual by kevin090 January 4, 2008
skatergater
People who r obsessed with skateboarding. Also they think they are sooooo cool and awesome when there really just wannabe's .
skatergater by rockstar4 July 13, 2010
skaterbater
a skateboarder who love skating as well as he loves to sroke his salami or whack the monkey or yes even masterbate
The word is also used by skaters to sound cool.
The word is also used by skaters to sound cool.
skaterbater by Zachy Pooh March 31, 2007
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