the kids wanna ski

Something a guy says when he really want to have sex.

Come on, sweetie ... I know you have a headache, but the kids wanna ski!

by ClickityClick June 6, 2010

Put his skis on

1. To bang, or to have sex with.

2. To insert one's foot into the footholders of skis

Hey man, I heard that Brian put his skis on with Sarah last weekend!

by ConantDickerson February 25, 2009

swindon ski jump

Very very similar to a Lincoln log-flume, just add a ramp at the end of the flume, just above the vaginal region, making the turd fly through the air.

I can't believe we did a swindon ski jump last night and it landed on the cat. How funny!

by MilkmanFromMars May 5, 2009

ski hag

the old bitch at the ski lodge whos tring to get a peice of ass from you the 18 year old kid how just broke his rist, dont do it you will get crabs

she have a smokers cough and is slaushed

by adam schott May 13, 2005

Colorado Ski Vacation

Fornicating with a woman atop a stairwell, then abruptly pushing her down upon ejaculation.

She's limping because I sent her on a Colorado Ski Vacation last nite.

by jwoods0417 April 9, 2011

As Skies Wash Ashore

A band born of Newville, PA consisting of some kids from Big Spring High School playing hardcore metal and playing such venues as The Champion Ship and The Boondocks Club. They formed, with their current lineup, in 2009. They were formerly known as Running Paralyzed.

Boy-"Are you going to see As Skies Wash Ashore?"
Girl-"Yeah, I wanna bang the drummer..."

by onthewayside May 7, 2010

german ski-slope

the act of slaping someone with your dick (for further information see cockslap ) and to cum whilst doing that. best time to do it is when your lady drank enough bräu.
Results may vary but in best case it looks like a realy tricky skiing slalom on her face

dude #1: we went to winter sports hollyday last year to wallberg in germany. at our first night in the hotel I gave my bitch a german ski-slope.

dude #2: High five, mein freund!

by Sugardaddy T February 26, 2008