singles awareness day

Feb. 13th, the day before Valentine's Day. Because so many people don't have relationships (or do, and they hate Valentine's Day anyway), Feb 13th is the day where single people do nothing, there are no cards, no flowers or anything like that.

Happy singles awareness day!

by IrishRepublicanArmy February 14, 2004

Singledom

A realm of solitude whose cohorts are apathetic to their condition.

Jane, unsuccessful with the history of her past relationships, confined herself to singledom for the rest of her life.

by Bob Dole November 8, 2003

Single

Singles is a term for Cigarettes commonly heard in large cities.

Possible origin could be Cincinnati.

Hey brosef, you got a single?

by JeR ReS GeS October 29, 2007

single n

One who has random people sleep on their couch

Single n, who the fuck is on your couch?

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

Singlehood

Knighthood - the status of being a knight

Singlehood - the status of being single

Some can't wait to escape singlehood, some don't mind it or even revel in it. When you get a girl/boyfriend, this marks the end of singlehood for you. Likewise, when you break up with them, you re-enter into singlehood.

Guy 1: I finally got a girlfriend!!

Guy 2: So you can finally leave singlehood behind, then.

Guy 1: Damn right. Let's go for a drink.

by LemonZeppelin September 23, 2009

Singleitis

Singleitis is a condition where it is impossible for you to be single for a long period of time and you must have a boyfriend/girlfriend otherwise you go crazy. it is a rare condition and few people have it but those who do find it very hard not to have a boyfriend or girlfriend for long periods of time

Dude ive got singleitis, i cant handle not being in a relationship.

by ghatts1son November 21, 2010

single

used to describe a man who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes

Man: Look a woman get the kitchen an make me a sammich bich
Woman: You must be single lmao. And such a shame that you can't make your own sandwich.

by NepNep Vasilias January 3, 2019