married single mom

A woman who is married with a husband but takes care of the children and the husband never took care of his kids

" Hey honey, do you know how to feed the baby? Ugh, I feel like A married single mom."

by anonymous November 6, 2022

Single Mom

A single female. Struggling and trying to balance working to provide for child, raising her child, and still having some time to herself. Usually, the father either left her because he was too much of a pussy to handle fatherhood, or more tragically, died and left the mother to care for their child alone.

Poor Stacey, struggling with school work, working a night shift and being a single mom all at the same time! But she still manages to love and care for her baby despite the hardships.

by Lunar Escape October 23, 2007

Single Pringle

A single male or female. The whole 'pringle' part is added just because it rhymes...

Larry: Bruh, dat GURL better be a single pringle.
Jeff: She won't be no single pringle when I'm done with her.

by Larry Thats My Suitcase August 9, 2016

Singtermission

A small break or pause when someone sings a song because they do not know the lyrics.

(Singing we will rock you)

Chris: Buddy you're a boy make a .................. WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU.

Jake: What's up with that singtermission?

by THE BACON M4N July 27, 2009

Single Bean

A joint made with just one small rolling paper. Generally used if you only have limited weed, you only have small papers available and can't be bothered to make an L-plate or you're smoking by yourself.

Timmie - Hey Harry, can I skin up for you?
Harry - Sorry man, I've only got enough for a single bean.

by Longskatedeath February 8, 2010

Singledumb

The mindless choices people make when single.

I thought the guy who tried to mug me in the alley was kinda cute, and I was newly enjoying my singledumb, so I took him home that night and he stole my laptop and mini-fridge, too!

by Yael Greene March 10, 2010

single seat of straight guy separation

A single seat used to announce to everyone in eyesight that you are not gay.

Hey homey, leave a single seat of straight guy separation, wouldn't want that hotty over there to wonder about us.

by southernfried July 15, 2010