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Bone shaker

A Bone Shake is when you get a "Shit Cramp" and take a poop that feels like it is ripping the lining of your ass
and it seems to go on forever and when you try to flush it it wont go down due to its massive length. it usualy requires you to break it up with a plunger or that "new" toiolet brush.... Also referd to as a young child around 6 or 7's first bug Dump!!! FOR SYMTOMS SEE: vicious dump.
"Hey Man i left you a boneshaker ha ha ha the plunger is next to the toiolet..... sucks to be you" Or "Mommy, Mommy i made a bone shaker.
by Ross Sukeforth December 11, 2006
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shaker

A contrived hand shake between 2 or more people for a photo opportunity.
Photographer: Hey Galway Advertiser social scene here. Would you like to be in the paper?
Ray:Ya Ya hold on and I get the brother as well.
Griff:Shaker Ray shaker.
The two brothers shake hands and smile for the camera in congratulatory style.
Ray: Now one more shaker with the wife.
by Super Fontaner December 20, 2013
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slackerpreneur

The opposite of Entrepreneur. One whoms' get up and go got up and went.

One who has the occasional thought and dream, but lacks the creativity and imagination and could never conceive any concept of improvement or betterment for themself nor the greater good of others that would ever come to fruition.

A natural person who may or may not have some financial where withall, if so, generally inherited or given to them, or born to wealth, living off the current or previous generation.

One whose greatest thought is very impressive to them but seen by others as dumb or useless.

Their greatest pursuit is below that of just exsisting without any aspiration for financial, physical or emotional enhancement or enlightenment but for the occassional delusional idea.

May at times include those who have delusions of grandeur during moments of intoxication, and consistently fail to act upon them when sober, this action is often repeated over again and upon sobriety again remains an inaction.
A "couch Potato", a lazy person, a constant non goal oriented person
slacker a well funded loser, or a low socio economic person with no motivation
My brother in law borrowed my truck because he's starting a lawn business in his mind, it's 6 months later and that slackerpreneur just told me he got his first account.
by Dr bcr8of December 20, 2010
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Slackerdemic

A person in academia or teaching who, despite having a considerable amount of allocated time for research and presenting their specialist ideas, chooses instead to spend their life lazing around, contributing nothing of note. High tendency to procrastinate. Late to bed, late to rise. Behaviours include excessive watching of TV and movies, eating at irregular hours, high alcohol consumption, starting essays but never finishing them, browsing the Internet, and being reclusive.
"Hey, is Bob going to the teachers' conference this year?"

"Ha, are you kidding me?! He's a total Slackerdemic!"
by Zomodachi February 4, 2012
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hot shocker

A shocker that lasts for an extended period of time Usually followed by a watery ending.
It's like a hot shocker with a watery ending.
I'd like to give her a hot shocker.
by L'Willis November 11, 2004
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crap sacker

A stupid bag boy. The one that crushes your chips by putting them on the bottom of your bag then putting something heavy on top of them...
"Your crushing my chips you crap sacker!"
by Maiku September 12, 2005
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shaft shaker

He who is more than willing to grasp another mans main member for a good long vertical pummeling. fag faggot gay homo
That guy with the pink hat and tight pants looks like a real shaft shaker
by igotsthesars March 26, 2009
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