schmoopstah

Colloquialism of "schmooper star"; one who is more schmoopy than all of the other schmoops. A term of endearment for someone so adorable that you can no longer stand it.

"Schmoopstah, I love you so much. I want to bite your face!"

by marxi March 31, 2009

Schmootie

Someone who displays characteristics of a person with
special needs. One who might randomly flap their arms in a motion seeming to mock a bird taking flight. One who acts like a total effing retard.

Hey Corky, why are you such a schmootie?

by bronzeon78 April 14, 2009

Schmomo

This is a conbination of Schmuck and Homo.

Schmuck- useless peice of skin
Homo- as in gay

god you are such a schmomo!

by MeemeeFLY November 21, 2009

Schmoheimer

Greedy Mothafuckin Bastard

Listen Schmoheimer, I just paid you last week. You need to learn how to budget your money.

by TheOriginalSchmoheimer July 15, 2011

Schmong

To fuck up, or obliterate; to hurt severely

If I see Kevin today, I’m gonna schmong his ass!

by CamBrodian February 2, 2018

schmotzer

A small flaccid German penis.

If it wasn’t for his schmotzer, Hitler would have had a better chance.

by Leemush June 13, 2018

Schmogul

A highly successful, powerful person who has somehow remained a jerk.

Check out the schmogul at the corner table. Yes, that's really him, and yes, he's eating sushi with a fork.

by Monkey's Dad September 2, 2019