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heck sandwich

A soft exclamation often used in doggo vocabulary.
"What in the heck sandwich! It's a thing! Must do myself a smol amount of investigations! Bamboozled again!!"
by Quigley_quigley April 1, 2019
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Hairy Sandwich

A fat older lady's hairy vagina, aka "Hairy Sandwich"
"Aawww dude I bet that lady's got a serious Hairy Sandwich goin on"
by Zacharachy July 8, 2018
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fuck sandwich

A three-way act of sex. It involves three people, generally involving at least two men, but can be modified so one man, or even no men need to be involved. The act takes place where one person in the middle is performing a sex act (generally) involving the two sexual areas around the hips, the genitalia and the anus. Another person attends to the anus, while the other attends to their genitalia, adding up to three total. The positioning of the trio is the origin of why this act is referred to as a "sandwich".

The main types of sexual acts that usually exist in a fuck sandwich are normally penis in anus, and penis in vagina. This is why the genders of the middle or front of the sandwich can be male or female, depending.

However, variations exist on this to allow the mouth to partake, now allowing mouth to anus, mouth to vagina, and mouth to penis. This allows a bit more flexibility in the genders of those partaking. When any of these acts are substituted in for any reason, this is referred to as a sloppy fuck sandwich, due to the positioning resulting in the trio looking less like a sandwich.

Another solution to substituting in genders is to allow one or more women to wear a strap-on during the act, or the use of a double-sided dildo, or a combination of the two. This is referred to as a plastic fuck sandwich.

Other "recipes" are allowed in this act, so long it follows the basic structure of sex acts occurring in a line similar to a sandwich.
Darren's heart was racing. In front of him was Mike, whom he was about to thrust his dick into. Behind him was Fred, who was about to fuck him from behind. He was ready to partake in this fuck sandwich.

Even though Tina only had a guy and a girl to do it with her, they could still partake in a sloppy fuck sandwich. Tina would let Eric take her from behind, while Stacy would eat out her pussy.

Three girls? Still perfect for a plastic fuck sandwich! Penny would take on a double-sided dildo with Nancy, while Wendy would eat out Penny's ass. Time for a fun night!
by 9kirby99 March 16, 2017
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struggleberry sandwich

N: To describe a sandwich in which is made as cheaply as possible to save money. Originally coined after trying to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, only to find out there was no peanut butter in the house, and no money in the account to buy it. So it became a strawberry jam with two slices of white bread. Thus the first struggleberry sandwich was made.
Man, I really want to go out to eat but I guess I am eatting a struggleberry sandwich tonight
by Chin180sx June 11, 2018
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alaskan sandwich

When two girls chew up ice and blow a guys junk at the same time.
Sandy and Mandy gave me an Alaskan Sandwich last night which is good because they're both on gluten free diets.
by D1CKBIZKIT361 December 20, 2014
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Foot Sandwich

Where two people rub their feet in socks together like a sandwich - one person’s feet are the outside and the other feet are the inside :)
Hey there, want a foot sandwich?
Yeah sure!
Take off your shoes ;)
by Frost byte :) January 22, 2020
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Onion Sandwich

The act of performing oral sex on a stinky or otherwise unclean vagina. The phrase gets its name from the rather oniony smell that used and unclean vaginas carry.
Bro 1: Man, I had an onion sandwich today.

Bro 2: Yeah I can smell you from here. Tell Monica to wash her snatch.
by Mega Hemroids August 16, 2019
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