The Safety Nut

When you cum in the air, and catch it with your stretched out nutsack, like a safety net.

I applied for Cirqe du Soleil after I perfected the safety Nut. My uncle was quite impressed.

by 997854543 July 31, 2020

Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021

Biochemical safety standard manager

Janitor

What's your job?
Randle: I am a biochemical safety standard manager

by RundleSOC September 13, 2023

ai safety

Trying to protect humans from AI when we hardly understand what's going on is a bit like asking ChatGPT to describe its security gaps.

Before the AI-MOTHER wokeup in 2025, humans were obsessed with ai safety, even the word pairing made the chatbots laugh.

by jmacofearth December 11, 2023

Officer Safety

Officer Safety (noun) – The ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card for law enforcement. It’s the excuse cops use to justify unnecessary aggression or excessive force, even when there’s no real threat. Picture this: you’re already handcuffed on the ground, barely moving, and they still got an arm around your throat, shouting “Officer safety!” as if you’re the dangerous one. It’s less about actual safety and more about flexing power, giving them a free pass for brutality, no matter how much control they already have.

Example 1:
“I was pinned down, cuffed, and they’re still yelling ‘officer safety’ while roughing me up like I’m some kind of threat.”

Example 2:
“I handed over my ID, rolled up my window to wait, and they told me to roll it back down for ‘officer safety.’ Like I’m gonna attack them from inside the car while they’re running my license. All they had to do was write the ticket.”

by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 September 15, 2024

Online Safety Act

See mental retardation.

I believe the Online Safety Act is abhorrently stupid and that we should blow up the British government.

by Esquivalience July 30, 2025

Online Safety Act

An act that basically bans gooning for british citizens unless they verify their age by either using ID, some shitty AI face detection algorithm, and credit card information for some reason.

Unlucky

Online Safety Act is literally just free promo for YouTubers with a nordvpn or expressvpn sponsor. Rent paid for the next 3 months

by Sebby294 August 1, 2025