Saddlepants

a freakazoid psycho who has 2 forms. One is a psychotic killer while the other is a gentle, peace loving tree hugger. Both confuse me but are fooni to laugh at. (dont h8... yo)!

She is also lovlovlov'd by every guy ever and like at least half the girls she meets. High demand much? I think so.

Oh look, there goes Saddlepants.
Is she killing someone?
Hell yeah, but she looks koot doin it! :)

by Jaddlefxce October 23, 2008

Saddlecock

1. The title that is given to a mans lower half once he commits the unspeakable act of sex with a horse

He banged the black stallion so hard now he has saddlecock

by Merv Griffin October 5, 2010

saddlebagged

When a man has his penis shot off and is left with only his testicles looking like saddle bags.

Greg was saddlebagged, and can no longer piss standing up.

by Killerrabbit November 5, 2013

Saddles Off

This phrase is used in order to describe that something exciting just happened, is happening, or is about to happen. It is most commonly used among friends at parties.

1) Fred: "Hey boys, pre game at my place tonight."
Brad: "Sick bro, saddles off. Hook 'em baby!"
2) "yah know that moment when you realize while in bed with a girl that she is a total freak, and it's saddles off boys"

by Boob man May 20, 2017

Saddlebagged

When your car is stuck due to a material pushing on the bottom preventing the wheels from getting traction.

A wedge pressing against the under carriage of a car.
Imagine a teeter totter only with a car for the board and seats.

A snow plow came past the drive way making a mound of snow. I tried to ram it but my car got staddlebagged. I tried to jump the curb now I'm saddlebagged.

by Inconclusive Moke May 3, 2018

saddlebug

Someone who always wants to ride on top

"she cute but she such a saddlebug never let me on top"

by Moistrollingpin May 6, 2018

Saddled up

When resting scrotum on top of another mans shaft

When Stephan saddled up old Roy and took the shaft for a ride

by Phatballs69 June 14, 2018