Purple Indian

1.(noun) When a male homosapien, inserts his sexual organ into the auditory orifice and removes multiple times until ejaculation, projecting semen into the ear of the victim.

2.(noun) To bang a girl in the ear.

Also know as the "P.I." originated in the ohio restaurant "the purple indian" by two workers.

Jenny has a huge headache because I gave her the purple indian last night.

by Jaycin April 18, 2007

Purple Jesus

The ultimate party juice! Fill a bathtub(preferably a clean one) with grape kool-aid, quartered citrus fruit, Everclear(or another high proof grain alcohol)and ice. Let it sit for a few hours then party on! The best part is eating the fruit towards the end of the party! Enjoy!

My folks are out of town for the weekend, call the gang and mix up the Purple Jesus!!

by Incog Neato July 15, 2004

Purple Bread

AZSRT Slang For Pussy

So did you get to eat the Purple Bread?

by Frankdizzle May 28, 2006

purple throbber

A penis that is so errect that it turns purple and throbs.

I stuck my purple throbber in your mom's ass lastnight and she screamed like a sheep in a slaughter house.

by Mooncricket June 18, 2003

purple wings

In the advance wings set this is awarded for having sex with a pregnent girl.

"Any body got their puple wings? - Who's was it?"

by denzille May 19, 2005

purple weed

Marijuana that is purple. The purple comes from low temperature conditions and harvesting late in the flowering stage, when the red chloroplasts show over the dying green ones. The purple color is commonly and incorrectly believed to be a sign of high quality.

Guy: "Hey, I have some purple weed!"
Me: "Is it schwag?"

by Goat Cheif December 13, 2008

Purple Drink

Drink of no actual fruit origin known simply by its color, Purple Drink. From the makers of Orange Drink. Can be found in most refrigerators next to Sunny D.

Ingredients for Purple Drink
Sugar
Water
Purple

"Fuck Sunny D, I want some of that purple drink."

by El Zacko September 23, 2006