by SFBitcoin March 12, 2019
Get the skating the dry poolmug. A Redneck Swimming Pool is a pool of water in the bed of a pickup truck used by rednecks to bathe in.
Toothless Joe didn't have enough money to get his own private pool so instead he filled his pickup truck with water and used it as his own private pool. In other words, he made his own Redneck Swimming Pool.
by Cazaam October 28, 2014
Get the Redneck Swimming Poolmug. I'm using the men type))
Who you are in the pool horny and you go to the pool jet and get blown by it
I do it all the time :)
Who you are in the pool horny and you go to the pool jet and get blown by it
I do it all the time :)
Chad:dude Emily is so hot I'm so horny
Dave: chad your hot to I'm getting horny off you....
Chad:well let's look at who we think is hot and press our dicks against the pool jet
Dave: okay
Chad:*walks over to the pool jet and presses dick on it looking at Emily*
Dave:*looks at chad and presses his dick on the pool jet*
Chad:OHHH~ FUCK YEAH *moans*
Dave:OHHH DADDY~ HELL YEAH *moans*
*Ten minutes later*
Chad:dave I'm going to c-cum OHHHHH *cums everywhere*
Dave: chad please... Stick it in me or rub me it feels good but I can't cum
Chad: ok! *Rubs dave's dick*
Dave: OH CHAD IM CUMMING
*Cums while everyone stares at him*
Pool jet masturbating
Dave: chad your hot to I'm getting horny off you....
Chad:well let's look at who we think is hot and press our dicks against the pool jet
Dave: okay
Chad:*walks over to the pool jet and presses dick on it looking at Emily*
Dave:*looks at chad and presses his dick on the pool jet*
Chad:OHHH~ FUCK YEAH *moans*
Dave:OHHH DADDY~ HELL YEAH *moans*
*Ten minutes later*
Chad:dave I'm going to c-cum OHHHHH *cums everywhere*
Dave: chad please... Stick it in me or rub me it feels good but I can't cum
Chad: ok! *Rubs dave's dick*
Dave: OH CHAD IM CUMMING
*Cums while everyone stares at him*
Pool jet masturbating
by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020
Get the Pool jet masturbatingmug. The theory that secretaries of the world draw on a communal brain pool which is monopolized by a few, leaving the majority to fight for the scraps of left-over intelligence. Hence the high turnover rate of secretaries in offices. The longer you work in an office, the more this theory reinforces itself.
"Wow, your secretary seems to do a really good job."
"Yeah, she's pretty high up in the secretarial brain pool."
"Yeah, she's pretty high up in the secretarial brain pool."
by the schultz August 16, 2011
Get the Secretarial Brain Poolmug. Carlie "I love highschool boys"
Laura "Me too, let's go swimming in the kiddie pool tonight!"
Carlie "We can invite Louie, Brian and Dustin"
Laura "Me too, let's go swimming in the kiddie pool tonight!"
Carlie "We can invite Louie, Brian and Dustin"
by cougartown1357 July 7, 2010
Get the swimming in the kiddie poolmug. A City of Phoenix Pool in ahwatukee. It's the greatest summer job you could ask for. The staff is amazing and the managers are the best. No other pool comes close.
Person A: where are you headed?
Person B: Pecos Pool the greatest place ever. Where else?
Person A: Oh awesome can I join?
Person B: Pecos Pool the greatest place ever. Where else?
Person A: Oh awesome can I join?
by CGROXANE July 17, 2009
Get the Pecos Poolmug. Billy: "Whoa! Dude, why's the toilet all brown and green?!"
Tom: "Oh man! I forgot to flush. This stuff been decomposing there for at least three days"
Billy: "This is one cool pool o' stool"
Tom: "Oh man! I forgot to flush. This stuff been decomposing there for at least three days"
Billy: "This is one cool pool o' stool"
by heythewhat January 7, 2012
Get the pool o' stoolmug.