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Straight in the pool 

When there is no doubt that someone is gay.
Some people are tip-toeing around it, some people are on the diving board but this man in straight in the pool.
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Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!
Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!

Droppin' the kids off at the pool 

A term used to confuse your friends that you are physically driving your offspring to a public pool, yet in reality, you are just taking a shit.
Friend: "Yo, come chill."
Me: "Hold on, I'm droppin' the kids off at the pool!"
Friend: "Wait, what?"
Me: "He he he..."

Drop my friends at the pool 

Taking a dump. Usually several successive sh!%s (the small pebble type as opposed to the singular “Log)”

Your friends are technically being “ dropped” w: a healthy splash into the “ pool”
I’ll be out in a minute just dropping off some friends at the pool, try the men’s room. Or : “ do you have any toilet paper? I’m about to go drop my friends at the pool”

No more water in the swimming pool 

When you have gave all your love but it has been drained. Your heart has been broken and will take a long time to heal (like filling up a pool)
No more water in the swimming pool means that your heart is broken.

drop the kids off at the pool 

To expel seminal fluids from ones anus into the toilet.
Jerry had to drop the kids off at the pool after some time with Colin.