Bitch please

A phrase used to begin sentences, usually by divas. Implies disagreement to the previous sentence.

Bobbi : I can ride camels with two humps.
Shequila : Bitch please, you can't even handle one hump.

by The Man Who Stares At Floats May 3, 2010

pleasing

A very British way of saying that you enjoy something.

"I really like that sunset." - some American
"I do say, that sunset is quite pleasing." - some Brit

by eddieMcBride November 12, 2013

niggah please

Response to someone that is obviously lying to you.

"Oh so you were actually working late last night and not fucking that ho, right, niggah please!"

by Shawanda Robinson June 28, 2007

Nigga please

A phrase now most commonly used by white people in an attempt to sound ghetto.

Chaz: "Cheerio Pip! Tis' a fine morning dear chap!"
Pip: "Nigga please."
Chaz: "You are so white."
Pip: "I think that black dude across the street heard me, run for your life!"

by Nards Aplenty December 31, 2011

butt-hole pleasures

what life is not about

Life is not about pussy, cock and balls. It's not about Butt-hole pleasures. No it's definetly not about butt-hole pleasures

by Frank da tank August 9, 2006

nigga please

A brand of cereal primarily consumed by African American families who are very suspicious of the term. Also can be called nigga, please.

1. SEE: SNL
2. Children: 'More Nigga Please PLEASE!'
3. Joe: 'What's for breakfast?'
Sarah: 'Nigga PLEASE...'
Joe: 'You don't gotta get mad I'm just asking what is for breakfast'
Sara: (Points at box) 'Nigga Please!' (In a nice voice)

by Urban Dictionary February 22, 2005

pleasant

A nice way of saying that something is fine provided the lack of options. But if the choice was given, it would not have been the top of the list.

It was a pleasant lunch. (I didnt have anyone else to lunch with).
What a pleasant surprise. (I wish I took another route).

by 3aneeda July 15, 2006