penis

The wang, shlong, ding dong, junk, goods, bits'n'pieces, cock, dick...

Like M&Ms, the penis melts in her mouth and not in her hands.

by shemp February 19, 2005

penis

cock

he has a wrinkly penis

by penis December 12, 2002

penis

what's hard on me at the moment

i'm about ready to make the seat wet

by MasterX November 4, 2004

Penis

A device men use for direction in life. However, it's not always smart to let your little head think for your big head but how are you supposed to know which one's your big head anyways?

Dude 1: "Man I don't know what to do. My penis wants me to stay out but I know I shouldn't
Dude 2: "I'd follow my penis if I was you. It always points north."

by 5678901234 December 6, 2009

Penis

a large walking stick.

When I hike I use a penis.

by Robard July 13, 2007

Penis

That hose inbetween your legs.

Men have a penis.

by Fiero The Hedgehog September 21, 2010

penis

something that justin bieber doesn't have.

Hey! Hows your penis?
Better than JB's! he doesn't have one!

by pussylicker123456 July 18, 2011