Iowa City Splash Pad

When a woman squirts so hard that it bounces of their partner’s abdomen and splashes back at them.
I would’ve brought a beach towel if I had known she was gonna pull off that Iowa City Splash Pad.
by PeterPancake December 06, 2023
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The You Can Think Pad

That dang thing baldi stuffs in your face when you try getting your science notebook
Guy: MY NOTEBOOK!
Baldi: *Stuffs The You Can Think Pad in his face*
Guy: AAAAAAAA
by HelloImDavid June 23, 2023
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porking pad

A mattress, bed, or cushion used to have intercourse on.
My cousin John has a porking pad in the back of his van.
by flabeach August 23, 2011
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Corporate Padding

A role or person in a business or enterprise , which provides no value to the company or its customers. Usually seen in larger companies.
Can we all agree that project managers are just corporate padding?
by Gary Grant Jones May 22, 2024
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Corporate Padding

A role or person in companies, that provide little to no value for the company or its customers.
Everyone knows project managers, are just corporate padding.
by Gary Grant Jones May 23, 2024
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Ball Pad

The padded portion of bicycle shorts in the crouch region.
You can fold your own bike shorts. I don't want to risk touching the Ball Pad.
by Kap21 May 12, 2018
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Fatty Pad

Insult to a person when they are being annoying, or negative.
"I love running."- Bolt
"I hate running and losing to you."- Jake
"Don't be a Fatty Pad!"- Bolt
by TheDuggarsSideHug September 14, 2016
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