by Steve "Esteban" August 08, 2006
by frick1 February 24, 2010
A small town in southern california that is nothing like the show. they only pick rich people and make them look richer. I live in Laguna Beach and its rich, but not that rich. The show sucks and so does mtv. and anyone who this laguna beach is just like the show, go fuck yourself because its not and your just a lonely douche bag who is 35 years old and lives with his mom and finds little girls on myspace who jacks off to their pictures and then trys to meet with them and then trys to rape them and winds up getting their ass arrested then theyre the ones who get ass raped in jail.... you sick fucks... ya so laguna beach is over rated and people stop coming here because if you try coming on a saturday in the middle of august then you are screwed because you will be sitting in traffic for 2 hours just trying to get into town... then you have find a parking spot which is just as fun. we already have too many tourists who bring their $5 sav-on boogey boards and try to ride the white wash... so ya stay away. you guys suck
Hey Billy and Jim us 909ers should go to Laguna Beach and try to boogey board in the water and get in everybodys way!!! we are soo cool because we are going to laguna beach!! the real OC!!! yesss we are cool! now lets go rape some 14 year old girl! yess!!!
by Zraickenator April 05, 2005
Beach pong is a great twist on an old favorite. It involves 12 large buckets and some tennis balls. It's played just like regular beer pong, just in a larger more outdoor friendly way. Of course I wouldn't suggest filling the buckets with beer (that's just gross). FYI 5 gallon buckets (like paint buckets) work best. Enjoy!!
by jeepgirl1177 May 26, 2009
Ethan beach is an amazing person who had an amazing personality and is very caring. it is known that Ethan Beach is attracted to floors, many people have reported seeing Ethan Beach say “mmm floors” multiple times.
by emobitchwholikesfloors January 10, 2021
The commonly seen attempt of topping out on your climbing route. Involves laying on your stomach while flailing your arms and legs. Often unsuccessful. To see this phenomynon just take a trip up to your local climbing craigs, sit back, and wait. You won't miss it!
Bystander 1: Hey. Look! What's that guy doing ontop of that rock?
Bystander 2: Aw man, he's tryin' the beached whale! It's not gonna work!
Bystander 2: Aw man, he's tryin' the beached whale! It's not gonna work!
by BestClimbersYou'llEverNotMeet May 29, 2010
Person 1 hey Tim do you remember that valentines party
Person 2 yeah I was way different back I was living on a plastic beach
Person 2 yeah I was way different back I was living on a plastic beach
by My real name is Ty January 25, 2022