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pants mullet

The big Russian lady looked down at Lizzy's overgrown shrubbery with distain and demanded, "Well, you want Brazilian, Baldy, Furry Murray, Landing Streep, or Pants Mullet? I not haff all day!"
by Vladimir Waxsin January 29, 2008
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stealth mullet

A contemporary hairstyle based on the mullet made famouse in the 1980s and 1990s by celebrities such as Pat Sharpe.
The hair is cut short at the top and sides (often accentuated with spikes or a quiff) but relatively long and straight at the back. The longer hair at the back of the head is concealed unless the wearer is seen from behind, thus an observer may not notice the stealth mullet until it has already passed / is too late.
"Wait 'til that guy turns around... he has a stealth mullet!"
by Filk March 12, 2010
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Tweet Mullet

A post on Twitter (a Tweet) that is business in the first 70 chars, party in the second.
This is an example Tweet Mullet: I'd like you to make a powerpoint presentation with pie charts about how we're going to drink ourselves silly and party all night long.
by thedeedub September 25, 2010
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moscow mullet

When the genital region is clean shaven, but the asshole is hairy
Did you see that stripper's moscow mullet? She needs to consider a full body wax next time.
by bits of tits October 6, 2016
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Connor Mullins

by Vs jwjsng October 5, 2017
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forbidden mullet

When a woman shaves or waxes her mons pubis and outer labia, or keeps the hair in those areas very short, but does neither of these things around her asshole. This creates the short-in-front, long-in-back look of a mullet.
My girlfriend has a forbidden mullet. Business in the front, party in the back.
by JayAC March 7, 2019
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alec muller

Should give v-bucks to a certain epic gamer sitting to his right
I am gonna be an alec muller and be a nice person for once
by epicgamer69420ree October 14, 2019
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