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Wal-Mart Worker

An employee hired by Wal-Mart at minimum wage (ooowee) to ring in the price, bag it, and last but not least,put away shit people don't want after all.

Wal-Mart workers usually look retarded, reak of cow dung, or look like a guest on the Jerry Springer Show. There are a very few decent people who work there, but I dont know the hell why.

To conclude, Wal-Mart is a huge ass store where you can buy most household items for the cheapest price. Oh, and they usually have a McDonald's so you can eat your fat ass life away.
Erica's dream is to be a Wal-Mart Worker just like her one dollar hoe mom!
by SaffeWay December 22, 2008
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K-Mart

A cheap store in debt. Cheaper than Walfarts. Unlike Walfart, they don't have as much things to buy.
Our local K-Mart smells like piss when you go inside. Weird.
by Phuqer April 12, 2006
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Wal-mart

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Wal-Mart

A nationwide supermarket chain generally distinguished for their lower-income clientele and ridiculous amounts of shopping carts scattered haphazardly across the parking lot, as if the cart-pushers are paid to loaf around.
Once upon a time, I was retarded, and decided upon heading to Wal-Mart's for the exclusive reason of attaining some pussy. I was more than sadly disappointed.
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That sexy latina woman that just walked in the room exudes confidence, intelligence and beauty. Her name must be Martalucia.
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The act of filling one's anal cavity to capacity with grapes.
Jerry just gave himself a full Martha's Vineyard
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Martel

Great guy honestly, very passionate about the people he loves, he does pay child support and he’s definitely not a deadbeat oh and loves the people that are close to him
Girl: woah Martel gave me 5 bucks
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