This is where you lose your grip on sanity, THIS is where you have finally lost your last chance at losing your virginity, you've basically lost everything, INCLUDING E V E R Y MATCH. Match making somehow manages to give you teammates who only know how to point fingers at everybody but themselves and say gg report team or better team wins while simultaneously giving the enemy team a bunch of likeable jokers who are also diamond smurfs.
Person 1: Did you hook up with Jessica last night bro?
Person 2: No way man I was playing Ranked Matches (LoL)
Person 1: Did you get out of gold?
Person 2: No but I'm 90% sure I got some kind of STD from getting fucked by my own team so hard.
Person 2: No way man I was playing Ranked Matches (LoL)
Person 1: Did you get out of gold?
Person 2: No but I'm 90% sure I got some kind of STD from getting fucked by my own team so hard.
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A shit school located in Kemptville Ontario, the teachers are cunts , most women are whore most men are drug addicts.
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emily: omg can you hear the ground shaking??
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Call the cell if anyone wants to light a match tonight.
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