mister t starter kit

A large number of gold chains worn around one's neck

Yo check dat mutha fucka and his bad mista t starter set

by Craig S. Andersen October 15, 2003

Mister

1. A teacher who is dumb, fat, ugly, and does not possess any common sense

2. A teacher who holds stupid, illegitimate or completely baseless opinions with a perplexing amount of self-righteousness.

3. The teacher who has unappealing physical and mental attributes

4. Thirty year old virgin

Student: hey! What the fuck was yesterday about? I didn't even-
history teacher: Sometimes you just have to let go of the past
Student: then why the fuck teach us history?
History teacher: um...because-
Student: SUCK MY DICK, MISTER

by breakitdownbitch August 8, 2017

Misery Index

A man who spends all his free time on the internet, trying to pick up girls.

Oh you, you're such a stupid misery index, dont you have any REAL friends?

by Endorphin October 18, 2003

misterbugsgf

Misterbugsgf/Brelee is problematic and doesn't deserve the support she gets.

Things she did:

- Defended a black fisher/east asian baiter

- Is extremely rude to her fans/mutuals
- Defends and supports a grown ass man who sexualized queen bee (a 14-year-old) and made racist remarks towards the indian community.
- She victimzes and gaslights her fans when she gets cancelled

- Told someone (who lost their friend to suicide) to kill themselves/get run over by a bus

- Overall is a horrible person

Person 1: misterbugsgf is problematic and doesn't deserve the support she gets.
Person 2: why's that?
Person 1: well.. to summarize, she's a hypocritical racist, with a superiority complex that supports a borderline pedo.

by ladynoirisbetter February 5, 2022

MisterFloppy

A person or persons believed to have frequent homoerotic thoughts with the occasional freudian slip in public chat rooms.

See his ghetto side under Ghey Unit

Mister Floppy, "I like hot sweaty men".

by J_Smith March 31, 2005

Mister Pfister

A sexual action performed by anally-talented men. The pitcher inserts a fist into the ass of the catcher and he opens and closes his hand in a rhythmic fashion.

"I just gave Jack a Mister Pfister!"

by pedro romero June 20, 2005

Ur sister a mister

You do not want anyone to say this to you. This is the best roast in the entirety of all roasts. Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny a tranny and ur grandpap a trap combined.

Lobster: Yo ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Egg: No u.
Lobster: No u x3.
Egg: *OOF* Well ur sister a mister.
Lobster: *gets engulfed by the sun and dies*

by eat_my_lasgagne_bitch69 March 18, 2018