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Algonac Michigan

Algonac a shitty ass town full of pussy who's lives consist of fighting and smoking dope and the amount of nic feins is unreal people with suck you off for one nic rip and the kids such as that retard jordan Smith and shane soring all around the whole damn down is boof ass bitches and retarted ass people
Jon.Yo wanna go to algonac
Peter.Nah that faggot jordan Smith lives there

Jon.Your right he might try to fuck us
Peter.hes a major fag
Jon.im never going to Algonac michigan
by Stfufag26252 February 29, 2024
mugGet the Algonac Michiganmug.

Michigan computer

Pass me the Michigan computer, I need it to solve this trig problem
by A Lockwork Orange September 23, 2022
mugGet the Michigan computermug.

Michigan Wetwipe

When your gf came back from the gym u take her gym shorts full of couchie juice and rub it all over your face and clean it
Jack yesterday i got an Michigan Wetwipe
by The Giftige Schieber Fuchs December 14, 2022
mugGet the Michigan Wetwipemug.

Michigan Tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use a corn husk to wipe your smelly ass
This damn corona virus has the entire country on a TP shortage, so I was forced to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!
by Jar Lie March 14, 2020
mugGet the Michigan Tamalemug.

Michigan Stretcher

The act in which one hooks their dick to a jumper cable on a vehicle, then proceeds to threaten the driver with a firearm, which the driver proceeds to drive off stretching the dick to its unusual length
Tyler gave micha a Michigan Stretcher
by Ashlovesmichiganstretchers September 26, 2023
mugGet the Michigan Stretchermug.

Flint Michigan

Pulling a Flint Michigan is when your shit is so watery that it comes out in almost liquid form, causing only a stream of brown liquid to come out. Similar to that of the muddy water coming out of a Flint Michigan faucet.
Person 1: Did you like that one restaurant I recommended?
Person 2: Yeah, but it made me pull a Flint Michigan.
by Susshitime December 10, 2022
mugGet the Flint Michiganmug.

Michigan Cleaning

where you insert your full arm into a womens anus and scoop out all the poop/diarrhea and feed it to them or yourself
austin backus:hey dude where is andy

reggie:he was just giving his girl a michigan cleaning
by koralreef June 1, 2022
mugGet the Michigan Cleaningmug.

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