mcdonalds

A fantastic restaurant (even if they have fallen off with their employing of thousands of non-english speaking immigrant cashiers) that people are now acting like they don't like ever since the film 'Super size me' hit theatres yet those same people know they go to McDonalds everytime their lazy butts don't feel like cooking despite all their complaining about carbs, unstatrurized fats, and whatever other new science term they pull out of their snobbish butts.

Kayeman: Katie, want McDonalds?

Katie: Are you kidding me? Do you know how many carbs your eating with just a small soda, or how much sugar...

Kayeman: (under breath) Not this again

Katie:(Cont'd)... Or how many mono glouserines your taking in? Do you!?

Kayeman: Listen, I'm going.

Katie: Oh, Kayeman can you get me a big mac?

by Kayeman Lanes April 21, 2006

McDonalds

McDonalds- n: 1.Shit factory where poor people eat, and poop is made 2. Place that poisons you 3. Where unemployed people work 4.where YOU will work.

McDonalds person: Can I help you?
17 year old hoodlum: I'd like a McShitis Fillet.
McDonalds person: Coming right up!

by Pimply Mcdonalds Worker May 23, 2003

Mary Mcdonnell Syndrome

or M.M.S.
A severe mental syndrome characterized by excessive grinding of the teeth and chewing of the jaw. Named after the famous actress Mary McDonnell who developed this rare and unheard of syndrome during the shooting of the film "Donnie Darko" (her chewing is seen in the family dinner scene) Patients are usually extremely angry and unstoppable when having MMS.
There is no cure for MMS and comes and goes in various frantic episodes. Patients must usually be strapped down to prevent assault on others.

A typical episode characterizes the slight jaw movement on a patient. The patient loses his patience and begins eating extremely fast and angrily. MMS patients get extremely thirsty due to excessive chewing of the gums, so they typically angrily and quickly drink large amounts of water in short periods of time. The patient then gets impatient with everyone around him, usually succumbing to fits of rage and chewing on other people. The MMS patient is fully aware of the oncoming and happenings of MMS, but they simply cannot control it. They typically leave or go for a run due to embarrassment. All of these characteristics of Mary McDonnell Syndrome. The whereabouts of Mary are still unknown today.

by tampetty January 26, 2010

McDonalds

The Mexican employment department

No one speaka no Englace at McDonalds!!!

by Jay March 10, 2004

McDouchenstein

Someone who is such a douche that their personality and physical appearance resembles that of Frankenstein. They also frequently go to McDonalds.

Jim: Let's go to Dairy Queen.

Bob: I want McDonalds

Jim: Why?

Bob: Ahh Ennh must kill and eat McDonalds!

Jim: You're a McDouchenstein.

by Caleb S. October 20, 2008

McDouble with a Hair In It

Finding someone that is extremely attractive but they have a horrible personality.

There's three types of people in the world, there's a Single, McDouble, and a Happy Meal. You don't feel good enough for the Happy Meal and you really don't want a Single. You try for the McDouble, and you get a McDouble with a Hair In It.

by Pretty Pretty Penis August 9, 2010

McDonalds

Ronald McDonald feeds you his delicious snacks then within half an hour The Ham Burgaler burgles the shit out of your ass.

Person 1: I just had a McDonalds!

Person 2: Drop your pants, the burgalers at the door.

by Ronald McDonald Original May 12, 2011