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Monster Within
someone who is a complete waste of space on this already dying planet also has a drinking problem and an expert stalker makes shitty ass weeb videos, literally would enjoy dick up his ass
Monster Within by TotallyNotDagon December 27, 2021
monster cologne
when you stick your finger (middle is best) as deep as possible to the bottom of your bellybutton, rim out all the perspiration/fabric lint, then wipe behind each ear
monster cologne by purple pellets January 26, 2022
monster hunter world
A shitty slugfest of uninterupptable cutscenes, lizard tails, big meals and sad feels. Grindy as fuck, no fun, very anime. 0/10
Austin, can we play monster hunter world and then after I'll sniff your chair sweat? Please separate notice meeeeeee uwu
monster hunter world by christopher pemberton February 16, 2022
Monster Energy
Big man in a can. Drank by 12 year olds who would like to brag to their friends by drinking alcohol but can't get served anywhere and can't get there hands on it any other way and so use Monster Energy as a substitute because it reads "no recommended for children on the can". They hang around and are considered the cool kid because they've got a can of Monster Energy. They brag when they even get served a Monster because in the UK you have to be over 16 by store policy (not law). These kids walk into newsagents who literally couldn't give a toss and "get served" and get seen as the cool kid. They wave it around and all the girls will be fighting over you for sure *wink wink*! Grown adults find this incredible cringeworthy and when the kids grow up they feel incredibly embarrassed about it.
Kid 1: YOU'LL NEVER A GIRLFRIEND!
Kid 2: OH SHUT YOUR MOUTH I'VE GOT MORE CHANGE THAN YOU! I GOT SERVED A MONSTER ENERGY AT THAT NEWSAGENTS THE OTHER DAY THAT SO INCREASES MY CHANCES OF GETTING ONE! THEY'LL ALL WANT ME! I SO OBVIOUSLY LOOK 16.
Kid 1 (Jealous): OH YEAH RIGHT COURSE DID! I COULD GET SERVED A MONSTER ENERGY AT EVERY NEWSAGENT UNLIKE YOU! I LOOK WAY OVER 16!
Kid 2: SHUT UP! NO MONSTER NO GIRLFRIEND SIMPLE AS THAT! YOUR JUST A KID!
Grown Adult (in the background): What utter babies they are!
Kid 2: OH SHUT YOUR MOUTH I'VE GOT MORE CHANGE THAN YOU! I GOT SERVED A MONSTER ENERGY AT THAT NEWSAGENTS THE OTHER DAY THAT SO INCREASES MY CHANCES OF GETTING ONE! THEY'LL ALL WANT ME! I SO OBVIOUSLY LOOK 16.
Kid 1 (Jealous): OH YEAH RIGHT COURSE DID! I COULD GET SERVED A MONSTER ENERGY AT EVERY NEWSAGENT UNLIKE YOU! I LOOK WAY OVER 16!
Kid 2: SHUT UP! NO MONSTER NO GIRLFRIEND SIMPLE AS THAT! YOUR JUST A KID!
Grown Adult (in the background): What utter babies they are!
Monster Energy by LordJenal May 20, 2022
Monster School
1 - A series about Minecraft mobs going to school. It was good in 2012 - 2015 but after that it became filled with NSFW, old trends, and cringeworthy humor.
2 - A TV show, web series, or YouTube channel that used to be good when it started but became cringe later on.
2 - A TV show, web series, or YouTube channel that used to be good when it started but became cringe later on.
Me: Do you watch Monster School?
7 year old: Yea I like the part where Baldi appears
Me: Go away
Me: Remember when FGTeeV?
Guy: Yep. He's a Monster School now.
7 year old: Yea I like the part where Baldi appears
Me: Go away
Me: Remember when FGTeeV?
Guy: Yep. He's a Monster School now.
Monster School by BorritoGuy July 24, 2022