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A "family-friendly" YouTube channel that posts videos of a greedy, manchild "father" with his kids playing video games that kids shouldn't really be playing, like Siren Head and other bullcrap. They also like putting in useless, cringy, poorly-edited filler in their videos so that they can get that sweet, sweet money from kids and their tired parents.
Kid: My favorite Youtuber is FGTeeV.
Me: ....bruh watch someone else
by BorritoGuy January 9, 2023
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The movie of all time. It was released back in 2013 and is still epic even almost a decade later. It is better than Morbius and The Rise of Gru combined.
When the turkey said "WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU. THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU", my life completely changed. I now have a job and a loving family. Thank you, Free Birds
by BorritoGuy December 10, 2022
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13 year old Tiktok-addicted fatherless feminist: #KAM

Gigachad: You're such a late Frenchman

Feminist: You mean French woman? Now go kys because your a man

Gigachad: Shut the Frick up.
by BorritoGuy November 26, 2022
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GoGuardian's twin brother. It blocks random sites just like GG, but it is barely ever talked about
Microsoft Family Safety = George Orwell's 1984
by BorritoGuy February 22, 2023
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A totalitarian government disguised as a tool for teachers to watch their students 24/7. It bans random websites, including helpful ones, because whoever made this app is a degenerate to society. It actually breaks the 4th amendement. There's a petition on change.org to ban this invasion of privacy.
Teacher: I love GoGuardian 🤓

Gigachad: Frick off
by BorritoGuy November 27, 2022
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1 - A series about Minecraft mobs going to school. It was good in 2012 - 2015 but after that it became filled with NSFW, old trends, and cringeworthy humor.

2 - A TV show, web series, or YouTube channel that used to be good when it started but became cringe later on.
Me: Do you watch Monster School?
7 year old: Yea I like the part where Baldi appears
Me: Go away

Me: Remember when FGTeeV?
Guy: Yep. He's a Monster School now.
by BorritoGuy July 24, 2022
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One of the worst apps in existence. Anyone who uses the app gets their data sold to Xi Jinping (no joke). The community mainly consists of furries, Gacha kids, PNGTubers, etc. Don't use the app.
15 year old Gacha furry: I use TikTok ummmuhhhh

Me: Don't talk to me ever again
by BorritoGuy July 25, 2022
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