Mike Haggar 

The mayor of Metro City, an embodiment of all things manly, and one badass motherfucker. He is a very nice and humble human being, but once you get on his bad side, he will fuck you up with a length of metal pipe and piledrive you onto the curb. You simply don't fuck with the mayor.

Mike Haggar is so manly that he sleeps on his own pipe.

Whenever Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, He checks his closet for Haggar.

Haggar can break a car with his own bare fists, without even cutting himself open.

Haggar piledrives sharks every day.

Mike Haggar by AngelMekk February 28, 2020

Mike Mulderrig 

A bisexual legend who was part of the reality show Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club. He covers himself in food on his YouTube channel, MikeMGTV, which he now does because of the bread incident on Lindsay Lohan.

Is Mike Mulderrig cancelling Lindsay Lohan again?

Mike Mulderrig by Mjolvera February 3, 2021

Mike Unt 

Prank name

"Hello. Have you seen Mike Unt?" (Sounds like "My Cunt")

Mike Unt by dpolsrod September 11, 2003

Mike Wazowski 

When a woman is giving you head and as you cum you shout "Mike Wazowski" and force your semen out of her nose from laughter.

My girlfriend was giving me head and when I ejaculated I shouted "Mike Wazowski" and she laughted so hard my cum came out of her nose.

Mike Wazowski by cadirtymind April 3, 2010

Mike Patton

Lead Man for several famous bands. Also a habitual masturbator

Mike Patton is a habitual masturbator

Mike Patton by meatwad May 6, 2005

Mike Gordon 

The bassist who also served as a songwriter and singer for the legendary jam band Phish from the mid 80's to 8/15/04 at the Coventry Festival where Phish played their last show. He is famous for his sick slap bass technique, legendary bass tone, and compositions like Mike's Song.

Mike Gordon and the Benevento/Russo Duo played a nearly hour long jam of "Foam" in Athens, GA, recently.

Mike Gordon by Zachée Elliée September 22, 2005

Mike Rotch 

The person that anyone who makes a prank phone call seems to be wondering if you've seen lately.

Hell, I was just wondering if you'd seen Mike Rotch around?

Mike Rotch by El Ultimo Vato del Todo El Mundo, Panocha007 April 6, 2003