Butter Logged

Adj: Food such as vegetables or seafood delights fully loaded with great flavor due to the fact that they were drenched in melted butter.

Steve: Yo Mike how do you want my girl to prepare your vegetables?

Mike: Com'on Steve, you know I only eat greens if they are butter logged!

Steve: True true, no doubt me too!

by Bountee Killa August 3, 2009

Jenga-log

A log in a bonfire that is perceived to be movable, but when displaced leads to the total destruction of said bonfire.

Jon stood up to adjust the logs in the bonfire, but he grabbed a Jenga-log and the bonfire was decimated.

by PhillyCheese87 July 19, 2009

log twagling

something thats sounds bad, but really means nothing

I walked in on my friend log twagling

by backerman May 25, 2010

Log Prodder

A term referring to homosexuals.

John) "Dave, Tom Wanted Me To Tell You He Fancies You..."

Dave) "Tom Your A Log Prodder?!"

Tom) "Hey! Whats Wrong With Liking Guys??"

by Samuel P. R. September 29, 2008

chowder log

The shit you take immediately after getting cummed in your butt.

Jen had a huge chowder log after staying up all night with Max blowing loads in her ass.

by IM BORN TO FUUUCK January 17, 2014

speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.

I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!

by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014

burnt log

A penis which is extremely raw due to excessive masturbation.

The student tried to focus on his sex-ed class work, but winced at the slightest brush of clothes against his burnt log.

by jweid94 February 11, 2014