cooper larson

Someone who is very clumsy and always fucks things up and gets no butches

I'm happy I get bitches, unlike cooper larson

Yeah me too he's so clumsy

by You'readipshit January 18, 2025

grand larsony

when a person with the last name larson steals a large sum of money, usually over 100$

hey that guy is committing grand larsony

by thatblondguy February 7, 2025

YOUR Lesson

Did you learn YOURS?

Hym "Did you learn YOUR lesson? Did you learn the difference between natural and imposed consequences yet? Because I didn't impose anything on anyone. You have to come here (where ever HERE is) to see me. That's something you're doing voluntarily. I told you not to do the thing that was going to get your kids killed. You did that deliberately. YOU, on the other hand, are trying to impose consequences on me, with authority you don't actually have, and using your kids a post hoc justification. So... What happened? What actually happened, you know, like, in actuality? Because... It looks like you tried to impose some consequences there and then incurred some natural consequences... I mean, at a glance. Right? That IS what happened there right? I mean, who knows! Maybe I'm just a delusional schizophrenic."

by Hym Iam February 20, 2025

Romanian Lasso

While youre jerking off, you hit the climax and you swing your willy while you're ejaculating, compared with a helicopter.

Tipp: make your girl say taktaktaktak while you're spinning.

Example: Hey, let's make a Romanian Lasso together!

by Walter "Flashbang" White March 12, 2025

Sean Lawson

Just an all round mad cunt, true blue Ausie

Sean Lawson, what a fucken mad cunt

by Smgcbw March 17, 2025

grand larsony

What Zeus accused Prometheus of when da latter stole fire to give to Man.

Poseidon's "name dat starts wif da last letter of da alphabet" brother had little room to talk in accusing anyone of "grand larsony", considering all of da awful and deeply-sinful misdeeds dat he himself committed!

by QuacksO December 23, 2025

Pulling a Larson

When you go over to someone's house, then take a fat, disgusting shit in said person's washroom.

I think Chad's dad was listening to me pulling a larson in his queen mary

by Turd Ferguson17 January 17, 2011