kleenex

Adjective.To be clean.

Damn! His hypebeast shirt is kleenex!

by Bocaj McCracken August 12, 2008

dirty kleenix

when a woman is so tight that when a guy puts it in her and fucks her real hard he tries takin it out and in the process it pulls her pussy inside out

1."last night i was fucking this 3 year old and i accindently gave her a dirty kleenix"

by Jimmy Mahoney December 4, 2007

Keenan

Keenan has many hoes to play around with, he never has a main girlfriend. He not loyal....FUCK YOU KEENAN

Keenan: Imma ask this girl out

Brother: damn you a hoe

by theghostguy November 2, 2019

Keener

are homosexuals who usualy live in or around memphis area of hickvill tennesse. They usually pretends to "rep" queenies and kingsies. They also are well known for jacking off with other males on XBL thru video chats and uno. They are typicaly a home schooled nerds who pretend to have friends and will randomly scream " aye yo john my nikka have u finished that report on George Washington?" (or something like that) in mid summer when even summer school has ended to pretend that they have friends... they tell gay stories that never happened on AIM or on XBL

exaple on AIM
(keener)Hnbigj: hey u bring that sex jelly?
JDoeAKAJDeezy: im not gay
(keener)Hnbigj: whats wrong with a little penis every now and then mario ?
JDoeAKAJDeezy:this isnt mario
(Keener)Hnbigj: WRONG AIM

exapmle on XBL
A KEENER: Hey guys wanna go on Uno and jack off with some 12 year olds ?

by Queenies 4 Lyfe Nukka March 2, 2008

keenanober

1. a bitchy chick that tries to be cool by being a dumb ass but then everyone hates her for it.
2. a girl that poops on a guys chest after doing anal cuz she used to much lube and tried to catch it.

Person 1: So what happened with u and that chick
Person 2: Dude... she keenanobered me.
Person 1: (horrified look) burn your skin!

by mitchf April 5, 2007

keen

excellent, wonderful

That party was totally keen.

by The Return of Light Joker November 12, 2009

valentine shame kleenex

2ply girlfriend-in-a-box usually found on the floor in a ball on February 15th.

I can tell he didnt have a date, he must have watched love actually by himself last night, look at all the valentine shame kleenexs all over his room.

my gf never puts out on valentines day, but its okay i left a valentines shame kleenex in her purse.

by Mediocre Mr Fox February 15, 2010