Thin Jimmy

A long, slender penis. Similar to a 6-7 inch section of garden hose. Thin Jimmy’s are ideal for anal sex due to limited girth.
Rachel loves anal now that she’s with a dude that packs a Thin Jimmy.

Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.
by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017
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A Jimmy Carr

A man who has a particularly unusual laugh, generally sounds more like a seal than a regular person.
Bro 1: did you hear that guy laughing in the cinema yesterday

Bro 2: yeah bro he was totally " A Jimmy Carr "

Bro 1: I mean who laughs like that he sounded like a used condom being deflated
by JBSTER October 04, 2014
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Jimmy-Jog

Two meanings:
1. Fit well together, get along, understand one another, vibe.
2. Indirect route to get somewhere.
John and I don't jimmy-jog well. (We don't get along)
You get there by going right and then jimmy-jog over a bit further.
by Phrase Maker 1970 January 07, 2022
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Bald Jimmy

A completely shaved, hairless penile region including a shorn scrotum. Males with a bald jimmy look like a pre-pubescent boy.
Despite appearing to have the genitals of a 10 year old, I love having a bald jimmy. I hate hacking on a hair.
by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018
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Soft Jimmy

A soft, flaacid penis.
Rachel wouldn’t shut up so I smacked her lips with my soft jimmy.

After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.

My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.
by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
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Jimmy Craig

-When You Loose Weight by Divorcing Your Wife (i.e If your wife weighs 170lbs and you get a divorce you lost that 170lbs of weight on your shoulders{her})

-Jenny Craig for Males.
Man 1: Man, I Lost 250 Lbs!!!

Man 2: How? You look the same?

Man 1: Jimmy Craig!!
by bOOOOtOOOOOh June 19, 2011
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Jimmy Shimmy

When you clutch so hard in Valorant your body can't resist dancing
Jimmy did the Jimmy Shimmy after clutching a 1v5 in overtime
by snippy_snippington September 26, 2021
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