Tuna Jacket

If you open a can of tuna and think, what shall I do with this tuna? Well if you eat it out of someones arse, you can make your very own tuna jacket potato! If your feeling adventurous you can jizz on the tuna to make tuna and mayo! Also sprinkle some recycled sweetcorn to give it that extra taste. For those of you who are flexable, try handstanding while someone is eating your tuna jacket. The person eating can use the spread out legs as arm rests.

Shane: I feel like eating a Tuna Jacket.

Hot Babe With Shaved Bum: I've Got The Tuna If You Have The Mayo ;)

by Mmtuna March 13, 2009

jacket

something your girlfriend takes and never gives back o matter what

man 1: Dude where`s your jacket? It`s cold out here!
man 2: My girlfriend took it last month and hasn`t given it back.

by I'mBatperson June 6, 2017

jacked

Extremely excited about something.

I was jacked out of my mind.

by Gaetani April 14, 2003

Jacky

A person who gets all they can for their money.

"HEY! How come my lobster is smaller?"
"wow... you are such a Jacky!"

by Brian T. July 4, 2008

jacked up

Refers to pricing of items for sale. Generally implies that the marked price is higher than the item is worth for marketing reasons (to get a higher discounted sale price), or raised due to high demand (gouge price).

Some sale! These prices are all jacked up!
The car price is jacked up $3000 over list because no one has any left on the lot!

by KP: July 11, 2006

jacked to the bone

The act of being so overly joyed that it sends shivers down your spine, which is made of bones.

Yeah, dude, I was so jacked to the bone when he called me up. It was awesome.

by al (: February 25, 2009

jacked

1. Drunk, intoxicated, inebriated, particularly in a beligerent fashion.

2. To steal, either covertly or by force any item.
2b. To rob at gunpoint, as one would a bank or convenience store.

3. Cheated, robbed, deprived of an ammount of money or property via a complex scheme or confidence game.

1. Dude, I was so jacked, I could hardly even stand, and I told him, "fuck you bitch," and that was when he kicked me out, and it was all fuzzy after that, but I just woke up in a ditch.

2. I jacked his sun glasses while he wasn't looking
2b. He jacked a McDonalds by an off-ramp, and we don't know what state he's in right now.

3. Dude, are you gonna tell the cops how we got jacked?

by Teh Pope April 8, 2005