junk mail

the obscure sexual act referring to gloryholing through a mailbox slot in someone's door. first refereed to in cyanide and happiness comic #2373
steve: hows the mailman going john?

john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.

steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.
by GotAPackageForYou April 02, 2011
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junk mail

Did you hear that tom totally junk mailed linda last nite!
by 203628 April 02, 2011
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Junk Mail

Guy 1: So you get yo dick sucked last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, but i didn't feel like looking at her face so I junk mailed her.
by JV25 April 02, 2011
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Mail junkie

Mad workers in mail offices, in charge of sorting the mail, that loot and steal the packages for their own profit. Their crime is mostly not detected, since the blame can be shifted to sender's poor packaging.
"Be careful when shipping out art during the holidays please! ... Mail junkies are going through the mail and ripping up envelopes looking for gift cards, money etc. But they're actually finding amazing furry artwork instead"
by Bigbeating Kioshi December 22, 2020
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mail manipulator

some guy who keeps committing tomfoolery at the post office
man: what the hell??? this was supposed to be delivered a week ago
postal dude: sorry bro but the mail manipulator was at it again
by Bastard_Beni January 15, 2025
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mail genitals

Dir. Ref. To waiting for the mail to come
Mail genitals is dat macho macho mail.
by Hercolena Oliver July 04, 2010
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hurt mail

The angry hurt texts and email you write to the person who has dumped you or rejected you or made you feel like you are not worthwhile or worth loving
That mofo is such a bastard but I couldn’t resist sending him that final text about my xxxx just to prove I am special & he is going to miss me.

It was hurt mail, par excellence
by Red in the Hed September 08, 2021
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