HTM

The process of putting your hand to your mouth after someone gets burned hard.

Dumb guy A: Oh man, that pole was hard.
Dumb guy B: That's what your mother said last night.
Third guy who helps the joke: OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HTM!!!!!!!!

by jcdahlgren23 October 19, 2008

HTF

hitting the freeway,hitting the freights,have to fuck, and here the fame.

HTF's crew are most graffiti on the freeway and freights in the u.s. cities.

by nime January 2, 2008

htmv

acronym for "he took my virginity"

girl 1: "You used to date Darrin?"
girl with lisp: "DATE?! HTMV!!!!"

by bamf420 September 2, 2010

Htd

Hold that down

guy: Why are they talking so loud?
girl: I don't know, but they need to htd.

by imawesoooome October 23, 2015

Htf

Abbreviation for (How the fuck) or (How in the fuck)

Htf did that happen

Htf did he do that

by Livin' like Larrt July 29, 2016

HTH

Abbreviation for 'How The Hell'

P1: "HTH did I get an F?!"
P2 : "IDK, man."

by SlashCross April 13, 2019

HTR

HTR (abbreviation for "heater") The act of going to the restroom in an aggressive fashion so to relieve a bowel movement that must come out in a fast manner. May also occur outdoors when one cannot make it to a restroom in time. Most considerate people perform HTR'S (heaters) in a flower bed so to potentially have a positive affect to the flowers.

BRB, I need to drop a HTR real bad!
Hurry, I need to get home...got a real HTR on the way!
Nahh, we don't have time, pull over and I'll bust out a HTR right over there!

by FourRings2Snails October 11, 2019