Scabby Horse

Something unappetizing that you'd eat anyway because you are SO hungry

Is dinner ready? I'm starving, I could eat a scabby horse!

by sosige1 February 19, 2013

Horse Cock

the best kind of cock

there's no cock like horse cock

by Darthbubbaaa January 6, 2019

Caution Horse

The mascot of all things cautious. The most cautious of all animals. As noted on the back of most horse trailers by the sign stating "caution horses".
Anyone who does something slowly and in a cautious manner.

When I mix Mel a shot to drink she just sips it. Shes such a caution horse.

by melmic June 16, 2011

horse's ass

Someone who is not just an ass, but a big ass, indeed, a horse's ass. Someone who really makes an ass of themselves.

Ex FEMA director Mike Brown is a Horse's Ass

by No Nombre October 6, 2005

horse dick

Big ass penis.
Horse dick can also be used in replacement for the words Fuck, shit, damn it, etc.

Horse dick! I came on myself!

by Hulk McMan November 12, 2007

iron horse

what a biker calls his harley

"my iron horse is my best friend."

by lucky November 12, 2003

horse fuck

A subject which is a complete cum dumpster; a person deserving of severe anal rampage from a horse; a douchebag; Sam

You were such a Horse fuck last night

by Nikolay A December 3, 2007