A depraved sexual act involving the use of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. SEE ALSO: two moose, one cup.
by Phenobarbidol February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. To take a gallon of maple syrup and to pour it unto ones genitals while taking a dump into the Stanley Cup whilst stroking moose antlers.
by ridetheyak February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act, ironically named, for its namesake as it involves a beaver (of either sort), poutine, a hockey stick, lots of maple syrup, weed, and socialized medicine.
"Last night I got very drunk with my girlfriend, and her sister, and we studied some of Canada's History. Consequently I have maple syrup in my pubes, splinters in my urethra, and everyone's asshole is in considerable pain, but luckily I'm so high that it doesn't matter right now. Fun, eh?"
by TheMotherFuckingStig February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Shoving an antler up the vagina, followed by pouring of maple syrup mixed with cum into the asshole, which is then pooped out and eaten with whipped cream
by wolphin February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Taking a dump in your grandmother's vagina.
by Cyborg TM February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A bizarre sex act.
The act begins with the woman doing a headstand. The male inserts the tip of a maple syrup bottle is into her anus and holds it there until the bottle is empty. Next, while clenching her buttocks, she positions herself seated atop the Stanley Cup.
The Stanley Cup serves to induce a euphoria in Canadian women making her immune to pain and bleeding.
A sharpened moose antler is then inserted into the vagina and is used to pierce an opening between the vaginal and anal canals.
A successful piercing is confirmed when maple syrup flows out of the vagina into the Stanley Cup.
The antler is removed and copulation begins. With the woman now positioned bottoms-up, draped atop the Stanley Cup, the male inserts his penis into her vagina, thru the piercing made by the moose antlers. With each thrust the tip of the penis penetrates out the anus like a prarie dog.
The act is finally completed after free reconstrucive surgery in a fine Canadian hospital.
The act begins with the woman doing a headstand. The male inserts the tip of a maple syrup bottle is into her anus and holds it there until the bottle is empty. Next, while clenching her buttocks, she positions herself seated atop the Stanley Cup.
The Stanley Cup serves to induce a euphoria in Canadian women making her immune to pain and bleeding.
A sharpened moose antler is then inserted into the vagina and is used to pierce an opening between the vaginal and anal canals.
A successful piercing is confirmed when maple syrup flows out of the vagina into the Stanley Cup.
The antler is removed and copulation begins. With the woman now positioned bottoms-up, draped atop the Stanley Cup, the male inserts his penis into her vagina, thru the piercing made by the moose antlers. With each thrust the tip of the penis penetrates out the anus like a prarie dog.
The act is finally completed after free reconstrucive surgery in a fine Canadian hospital.
After winning a Stanley Cup, many Canadian hockey players like to give their groupies a bit of Canada's History.
by penoozer February 26, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. when Americans took a steaming pile of poop on Canadians 100 years ago they used a TP called Canada's history. could be used to wipe a Cleavland steamer.
by 100 percent Canadian February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug.