hæst

Something that tastes awful, really awful.

Fuck, that tea tasted like hæst

Jævlig te! Smakte hæst!

Cut back on the yoga-tea you mom sent you Ingvald, it tastes hæst

by king0scar June 11, 2006

hamster-tech

-Another name for the infamous V-tec engine in many Hondas.
-Hamster-tech is used to show the generally weak output given off by the V-tec engine, mainly in Honda Civics.
-The V-tec engine is over-rated, and linked to having the power output equivallent to a few hamsters or other small rodents.

"Nice Honda Civic, how many hamsters do u have powering your 'hamster-tech' engine?"

by razorx October 18, 2003

hamster wheel

(adj.) of poor quality or mediocre build; can be used to describe various different things, especially internet connection

Will: "Yeah I don't think that I'll be on Xbox Live tonight."
Liam: "Why not, dude."
Will: "I can hardly join a game with my hamster wheel connection."
Liam: "That's cuz you live in the middle of nowhere dude.."

by Will Smithers January 1, 2011

hamster

a dirty little hairy rat that shits all over your counch and dies 2 days after purchase.

Kid: I want a hamster for christmas!
Me: You stupid fag, go shove that rat up your ass.

by Bubba_The_Retard November 16, 2006

Hampster Dink

A very small penis, probably the size of a hampsters

The kid has a hampster dink

by larry April 28, 2003

hamstershaver

One who has Hamsters.

more than one hammster.

The One With hammsters.ie Hammster haver

Look Mummy at the Hamster Rangler.

Mummy:""Indeed...he Is a Hamster Haver."

by CFZB March 29, 2005

The Haps

Happy Birthday

Hi bro. 'The Haps'. Hope it's a good one. Have a drink on me.

by aliciazs October 4, 2010