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hand substitute

1. When a person becomes bored with masturbating with ones own hand, and experiments with external objects.

2. Vagina or penis
Tom: After masturbating for 30 years I think its time to find a hand substitute.
Jerry: Maybe you shouldn't be a 40 year old virgin
by Don Pavlic August 17, 2011
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Pink Handed

Ahh son, Elin busted Tiger, Pink Handed!
by Tmoney35 December 4, 2009
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Dan Handing

A young adult which shows much concern for the people around him. He has a great capacity for compassion and patience, even though sometimes, he can be a bit brash. If he is kept in company of one's self, a great feeling will overcome you mind, believed to be realated to happiness. He has an avid belief that all humans are god, thinking and dwelling together on this plane of perception. He is sometimes seen as lucid or farfetched, but will neverhteless leave you feeling comfortable and free.
Man, that Dan Handing sure is fun!

Did you know Dan Handing?
by dhENTHUSIAST February 4, 2010
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hand band

the world-renown band that plays when one has no other means of satisfying himself.

See also: Masturbation, whacking off, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off
man, tell that bitch to suck it easy. There's always the hand band.
by bringinbacksuckit December 1, 2011
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Fanny Handed

A person who is an expert at pleasuring vaginas, usually through the method of fingering, although could include other sex acts.
Female 1: "I've not had an orgasm in 6 months!"
Female 2: "oh let Luke have a go he's a bit fanny handed he will be able to help
by Okenj August 8, 2015
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Nigga hands

A full grown black mans hands and the massive size of there hands used for various things such as football
Antonio brown is a NFL player and has nigga hands which help him catch the ball
by Pomps02 July 23, 2019
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weak handed

Retarded ass mugfucka's. Word to confuse people.
L1-Do you know who is weak handed.

L2-Who?

L1-You.

L2-OK? (What does weak handed mean).

Ex 2.
Teacher-Why are you failing my class.

L1-Because.

Teacher-Because what?

L1-Cause your weak handed.

Teacher-Good reason. *Walks away confused*
by Woodlawn Feeder February 23, 2009
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