Hug my hamster

To jerk-off. Male masturbation.

I'm gonna need to hug my hamster all day after heather gave me the worst blue balls last night.

by Tony Sparrow September 21, 2016

furry mott hamster

Looks a bit like a mythical Scottish haggis. Could also mean hairy beaver.

That's a nice furry mott hamster you've got there. Can I stroke it?

by Mr Bobby Bobby June 27, 2016

peanut the hamster

Peanut the hamster is cute amazing furry loving caring and is the cutest hamster in world owner is Dakota

Peanut the hamster looks fat

by LOVE PEANUT THE HAMSTER May 8, 2018

chase the hamster

Very Animal-Crossing-NH-like phrase that means masturbation.
Created by Twitch Streamer and Youtuber Monika, aka Shaperka

Let's go chase the hamster.

by averybigfan June 18, 2020

professional street hamsta

definition 1: when one is undeniably the best street hamsta around town
definition 2: white people way of avoiding the n-word

guy 1: see that dude over there
guy 2: who?
guy 1: he do be the most professional street hamsta around the block.
guy 2: aight bet.

by myggefar May 23, 2023

Hamsturbate

When you use a hamster for dirty deeds. Usually will end with the hamster dying.

Bob: I got a new hamster!
Sam: Then let me hamsturbate with it.
Bob: But you'll kill it!
Sam: It's okay...*snatches hamster*

*a couple minutes later*

Bob: MY GOD!!

by Paulton January 6, 2008

Hamster

A slang for Recoilless gun or rifle mounted on a car or a tripod.

The origin of the word come from the BBC series "The Young Ones" where Vyvyans pet hamster was called SPG witch is a name of a popular Russian recoilless gun.

Oh crap, These is a hamster-car on the left flank, kill it!!

by Vyvyan999 December 24, 2010