Gordon

A Gordon is a person who is not good a things like video games, sports and other. In conclusion a Gordon is not a thing you want to be called.

If you and your friend were playing games and you beat your friend 25 to 0 in Halo you have my permission to call him a Gordon.

by Ryan Dopson May 25, 2008

gordonish

1. adj. resembling another person whose name is Gordon, or even Gardiner.
2. sb. a person who resembles another person whose name is Gordon, or even Gardiner.

1. 'He looks a bit gordonish in that light, doesn't he?'
2. 'Uh-oh, here comes old Gordonish. Quick, cross the road.'

by Bat Chain Puller March 21, 2008

Gordoman

An all-powerful super-being that can bend the space/time continuum at will. It is commonly viewed as an omniscient life form who's divine powers are capable of blessing its followers. Few may argue that "Gordoman" existed before the very first deities.

>Ex:
The power of "Gordoman" is emulated in the Sega Genesis game: Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine.

Dude, that dope-ass Gordoman just saved your life!

by Kevin Grumbles April 16, 2009

gorf stick

Someone who likes to gobble

That gorf stick likes to gobble

by Andreas Megalopoutsogyftes November 26, 2013

Gordo Lordo

Sex move popularized and used almost exclusively by Millennials. Mostly practiced by natives of the Bay Area involving the use of burritos in creative ways.

"Did you give her the old Gordo Lordo?"
"Nah, the local taqueria was closed."

by LordoGordo August 15, 2017

gordon hayward challenge

Where you bend your ankle so far back where you break it and fracture your tibula.

Oh man he just did the Gordon Hayward challenge

by Gordon Haward October 25, 2017

Gordon

A slang way of saying drug dealer, often used to keep deals confidential.
Typical used for cocaine dealers.

Im going to have a great time, got myself a load from Gordon

by Gordon2k18 June 13, 2018