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Golfing

lowkey way of saying that you're gonna smoke weed. Used around teachers/parents/bosses to talk about weed in public.
Person 1: "Yo you look high as fuck."
Person 2: "Shh I was golfing."
by dumbdefs October 27, 2017
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Golf stick

Another word used for a golf stick, completely acceptable to use instead of calling it a club. Because who the hell cares, they are the same thing, and a hockey stick is a stick not a club so a golf club can be called a god damn golf stick too.
Hey man pass me that “golf stick”.
by STFUIYKYK May 12, 2019
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Golf trip

The pure joy of not hearing ones family because you are far enough away from them. This usually takes place on a trip of some sort where golf is played and large quantities of alcohol are consumed. This rare occurrence usually lasts for 3-5 days and is as infrequent as eggs benedict. Often caused by marriage.
While on a golf trip John asked Did you hear that?
Mike: No
Phil: Me either
by Par 1 and 10 May 20, 2013
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Golf banana

A Total live time with the boys, banging heads, hoes and whole In ones all in a day
Last night me and the broskis had a blast a golf banana, you should have come
by Jlaxative January 18, 2019
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golf barbie

A gorgeous female that is likely being hit on by her coworkers without her knowing. This person typically has a sense of fashion too good for her office environment.
Yoo look at that golf barbie next to the organic aisle! She gotta be packing bens!
by WassupBrownie June 5, 2019
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Men’s golf team

A group of high school boys who are known for their daddy’s money, a microscopic penis, and lack of testosterone.
“Hey, Jason! Are you apart of the men’s golf team?”

Hell nah, miss me with that pussy shit.”
by Coffee coffin January 19, 2020
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2005 golf

A car driven by only the most intelligent, upstanding citizens. Must be wine red. Most are bought by the driver's mothers who also pay for their insurance, motor tax etc.
"Ah did you see that fella driving around in the 2005 Golf?"

"Heard his mammy bought it for him."
by Golf_luver November 19, 2016
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