Urban Dictionary: Definitions by 2rr2lv2rr2dy

Mom dab

When your mom is watching football and thinks she is doing the Heisman Trophy stance, but she is just doing the dab move.

You missed the Mom Dab when the WI Badgers beat Michigan.

Mom dab by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022

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Never leaving your home for carry-out food, grocery store and double dash items from local Walgreens.

I haven't changed clothes in 5 days. My Dash addiction is so bad I haven't gone outside or driven anywhere for 10 days.

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When a fat girl has such a big belly she can't reach her vagina to utilize a sex toy for masturbation.

I attached the fat girl stilt to the end of my dildo. I hold the stick and can finally maneuver the dildo because I can reach over my belly.

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When the hole from your recently pulled tooth smells like a dead rodent.

Gargle some salt water and take care of that tooth socket. You have Rat mouth. It smells like death when you talk.

Rat mouth by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022

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Are you able to speak/text freely right now regarding sensitive information, often illegal; such as a drug deal.

U got ur ears on?
No. My wife is next to me.

Ok. Got news 4 ya.

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I need some orange golf balls to help me make it through my 18 page paper due in chemistry.

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