Gerard

old man, usually has a Gock and hasn't seen his dick in many years.
the kinda old bastard who'd rathe eat an ice cream than cop a blowjob.

unless it's from his dog.

did you see that old cunt eating an ice cream?

I offered him a blowjob but he ignored me and was sucking down a McDonald's cone.

yep that's a Gerard

by cumgarglingfaggot October 19, 2018

James Geraghty

(N): Jim Geraghty (pronounced: Gare-uh-tee)of the handsomus Mawfahkuhian phylum is rarely seen in the wild these days, he usually spends his time hunting and gathering reconciliations, which he is quite akeen to, being able to determine issues on pure feel as opposed to sight. Also possessing an unbelievalbly large dome, he is incapable of fitting hats which made him very sad on graduation day. He posses a high trivia accumen thereby not being succeptible to being tronned very easily.

In reccent years the term has morphed more into a state of being than personified in the flesh. Whereupon to be "Geraghtyian" means to be cool beyond belief.

James Geraghty is like Jesus, insomuch as they were both cool cats.

by I'm Grizzly Adams.......bitches. March 30, 2005

Geraldine

A Goat. A complete and utter goat.

...with a black Corolla

person 1 - Is that a goat driving a black Corolla?

Person 2 - No, thats just Geraldine

by LOLololololololololollo goat June 19, 2010

Gerard Way

Relatively overweight front man for world reknown rock band My Chemical Romance. Often seen wearing a SWAT vest so as to help compress his fat. Has a trademark broken blood vessle on the right side of his face beneath his eye which has been fondly named Nigel. Likes to pose in ridiculous positions for photos, is missing teeth, and is a camera whore. Also has a tendancy to talk. A lot.

Commonly referred to as Big Mama, Geetard, and Steve.

"Gerard Way, shut up, you're embarrassing all of us."

by bad_luck December 28, 2005

gerard way

Lead singer of the New Jersey rock band My Chemical Romance, also a talented artist, brother of Mikey Way.
He's also very attractive.
I would.

How wrong we were to think that immortality meant never dying. - Gerard Way

by liastd August 28, 2006

gerard way

The lead singer of My Chemical Romance. He has an obscene number of fangirls who apparently think he's the sexiest thing on the planet, and they fail to realize the fact that he looks like a pasty-faced corpse and is incredibly ugly. He doesn't sing, he screams like he's being strangled.

Fangirl: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Gerard Way is SO friggen sexy!!!!!111 I wanna have his babies!!!!!!!!111

Me: Shut up! Idiot...

by the-anomaly July 5, 2006

Gerald Price

sexiest prettiest thing that will walk the ear

Person-Gerald Price at Frederick High School

by ????????????? February 17, 2005