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floating island of garbage

Description of Puerto Rico, by comedian Tony Hinchcliffe during a rally for Donald Trump
Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."
by artist6000 October 28, 2024
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garbage humanitarian

Noun - Someone who is trying to save the world by donating to charity and reducing their plastic use with a reusable water bottle, but still buys McDonald’s or Fast Food and an occasional item or two from Amazon or Walmart.
Evangeline was fully aware she’s being a garbage humanitarian, but the guilt is not enough to keep her from snacking on her favorite Chicken Filet Nuggies, waffle chips and Poly Sauce in the employee parking lot of the Non-Profit Corporation where she works. I’m no bigot or homophobe! I’m just HUNGRY! No one will really know. Who cares.
by Ang Dax May 10, 2024
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Garbage points

Garbage points are points scored in the final minutes of a heavily one-sided game that serve no real purpose other than to pad the losing team's final score and make the loss less embarrassing.
The football team scored some garbage points in the last five minutes of the fourth quarter even though they were losing by more than 30.
by AOmundson February 9, 2025
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Garbagal

Noise and garbagal pollution
by Garbage Enthusiast January 23, 2023
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ur grandpa a garbage bag

Hey man, don't make me say it...
Do it.
UR GRANDPA A GARBAGE BAG
*implodes*
*4th dimension unravels*
by WolfredMontgomery May 13, 2018
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Garbage Gail

A garbage Gail is when a couple or quad are preforming the act of intercourse. When one participate goes to eat ass, the person(s) nostril catches a buttock hair(s) causing a spontaneous squeeze into the others brown star.
My friend mentioned how he had a lot of gas’s because of the garbage Gail they received.

He gave me a garbage Gail and I absolutely loved it.

I was tied up gaged and couldn’t react to his infamous garbage Gail
by CEOgarbage November 5, 2021
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