garbage

Special/required clothing (“garb”), such as work-uniforms or costumes, that the wearer resents/finds offensive because:

(1) the clothes are uncomfortable, cumbersome, too light/heavy for ambient temperatures, etc.
(2) the garments are inelegant or overly plain, and so he feels that wearing the clothes is demeaning
(3) he dislikes the colors, styles, etc. as being too bold, loud, and/or needlessly-formal for the job/occasion
(4) the clothes’ material is too delicate and/or hard to keep clean/neat/undamaged, and so he finds them an arduous chore to care for and keep out of harm’s way while wearing them.

Every time I go to work, I have to wear that revolting starched-denim garbage they dish out --- ironed and pressed --- from the laundry-room. Eeeyyyewww...

by QuacksO November 29, 2011

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Get the garbagemug.

avant-garbage

cutting edge trash or worthless taste, aesthetics, etc… similar to avant- gauche but with less artifice

This designer tried too hard to be different last season, and so has dialed it back from avant-gauche, but has missed the mark falling into avant-garbage.

by hades 9 February 12, 2024

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garbage sommelier

A individual with expertise in pairing junk foods.

I paired a chocolate Dunkin' donut with a Coke - the fat mixed with the carbonation was exquisite. I'm a garbage sommelier.

by anonymous June 10, 2022

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Get the garbage sommeliermug.

garbage man

whenever you finish with your lady and you throw her over your shoulder by the ankle, grab her wrist on the other side (with your free hand) and flex your back in order to break her spinal cord. often followed up by the garbage disposal

Guy #1: hey dude, how was your date last night??

Guy #2: fantastic! i finished ehr off with the garbage man!

Guy #1: didnt you just dead cripple jenny two days ago?

Guy #2: yeah! great week!!

by Jay Cadwallader September 30, 2008

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